Even Governor Andrew Cuomo’s role on “Saturday Night Live” cannot make himself apologize for the New York nursing home death scandal.
The speechless governor is played by Pete Davidson in the latest episode of the late-night comedy show, alongside Aidy Bryant, the embattled Texas Senator Ted Cruz (Ted Cruz).
Both police officers should apologize to Britney Spears of Chloe Firman in a show called “Oops, you did it again.”
Davidson’s Cuomo initially even tried to completely ignore the scandal in the nursing home, pretending that he thought he was participating in the “indoor dining back to New York!” exciting news.
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He then insisted on inaccurately reporting the COVID-19 deaths of seniors in New York and “what happened in Disney World”-suggesting theme parks “moving the dead body” to pretend that the person who died while riding was actually outside the park passed.
The fake Cuomo naively said, “So we just did Disney things.”
Pretended Cuomo was pulled by Spears again, and finally did something real and seemingly impossible, and apologized, even though it was angry.
“Yes. I’m sorry!” he growled-furious when he mentioned the name of Mayor Bill de Blasio.
“What did that bird bh say to me?” he asked, saying that he would “bury him in the tallest grave ever in the city.”
“Sorry, okay.” He said to Spears. “I am angry from time to time, and always angry.”
Cruz (who was very happy about the scandal that his state fled to Mexico during the power outage crisis) tried to compare them to “strong men who were misunderstood.” He even felt angry.
“Don’t associate yourself with me. We are not the same. I am a man and you are a clown,” Davidson’s Cuomo said.
“If you mess with me, I will send you to a clown hospital. When you die, I won’t count your body.” He warned.
Kobe’s Cruz walked into the show with beads in his hair, wearing a “Cancun Family Vacation 2021” T-shirt, a tropical drink in one hand and a rolling suitcase in the other.
“Hello everyone. I’m not tan-I just cried for my fellow Texans. That’s why I drink in their honor,” he said with a smile.
Bryant’s Cruz said to Spears: “I have a bit of hot water. I heard that no one in Texas can do that.”
He joked: “I feel very sorry for the actions of the past few days, because most of the flying Manchester United are like this.” “I’m sorry-I’m terrible in terms of humans,” he said of the joke about his feet.
When asked about being called a co-funer for abandoning her hometown during the historic crisis, Cruz pretended to say: “Yes,’co-fu’ is actually the best word I have heard.”
Cuomo is not the only guest who is violent at Cruz. Cruise tries to compare herself to Cruise. The axe “mandala” star played by Cecilia Strong, Gina Carano, calls him “first class.” coach.
Carano pretending to say to Cruz: “If you compare yourself to me, I will blow you up to the farthest Tatooine Desert.” He just said to him, “Anything to leave Texas .”
Carano insisted that she had nothing to apologize for her social media posts, which compared the plight of modern conservatives with the plight of Jews in Nazi Germany.
Carano pretended to say: “If I knew that everyone would become a Nazi, then I would never make a Nazi comparison.”