Saturday night live It opened again with a simulated talk show, the talk show equipment allows the show to string together three shameful public figures.
This week is a guest show with Ted Cruz (Aidy Bryant), Andrew Cuomo (Pete Davidson) and Gina Carano (Cecily Strong) Sorry, you did it againHosted by Britney Spears (Chloe Fineman).
Cruz was hit by a media fire this week. It was revealed that he and his family flew from Texas to Cancun for vacation, as if the state was in a state of emergency, when the severe cold weather left millions without electricity.
“You literally gave up [Texas] Then fly to Cancun for vacation,” Spears grilled Cruz.
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“Do you want to apologize?” Spear asked.
“Absolutely. I feel very sorry for the behavior in the past few days, most of which were flown to Manchester United.” Cruz said. “Sorry, I’m very bad with people.”
Spears then asked: “Don’t you understand why people call you a husband?”
“Yes, a coward is actually the best word I’ve heard,” Cruz said.
Then, Spears gave an initial explanation of why Cruise went to Cancun: to be a “good dad” and travel with his daughters.
“Does any coward want to blame his little daughter for his actions? You blame your daughters!” she asked.
“Oh yes, the whole trip was the girl’s idea. They love Cancun. There are so many things to do. Topless beaches. Senor Frogs shots. Swimming with sick dolphins. They love it.”
Spears then replied: “As someone who often blames other people’s problems at a young age, you may exclude your daughter because it might mess up their heads.”
The next guest is Cuomo, who has been trying to resolve the dispute about how he handled the nursing home during the Covid-19 pandemic. New York State has admitted that the number of deaths in such facilities has been greatly underestimated.
“Some people who die in a nursing home are not counted as nursing home deaths. They are considered hospital deaths, which is basically what happened at Disney World. People die, they move their bodies. They said, “I think Brenda died in the parking lot On the field, not on the teacup. So we just did Disney things. “
“Don’t you think you should apologize?” Spear asked.
“Yes,” Cuomo said reluctantly.
“What is that?” Spear asked.
“I Say I’m sorry,” he replied.
“Look, it’s not difficult. Bill de Blasio said you should be investigated.”
“I really want to bury him in the tallest grave ever in this city!” Cuomo said, angry again. “I would hire a tramp to Rick Moranis because he worked so hard that he would think he has returned to the pre-popularity! Sorry. I am always angry from time to time.”
The last guest was Carano, he was fired Mandalorian After posting a statement on Instagram, she compared the treatment of Jews beaten in Nazi Germany with American conservatives.
“I did nothing wrong,” Carano said. “No one can explain what I did wrong. Explain.”
Spears replied: “Well, on Instagram, you say conservatives are as bad as people who live in Nazi Germany.”
“Okay, congratulations, you have explained it. If I knew that everyone was a Nazi, I would never make such a comparison.”
“Do you think you are a victim of cultural cancellation?” Spear asked.
“Absolutely. Am I cancelled by Disney? Is Disney the moral high ground? Have you heard of Br’er Rabbit’s accent on Splash Mountain rides recently?” She responded.
Cuomo then interrupted, “Well, if you die on it, they will move.”